izzy-almighty: fuck your zodiac sign … which mike schur sitcom (the office, parks and rec, brooklyn nine-nine, the good place) is your favorite
sovietsofficial: mettic: pyronoid-d: i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti” wrong ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
4726070004106819 frist–xvi: catsbeaversandducks: Caterpillars. They don’t like it when you scream. Via LADbible This feels like some bullshit my mind would conjur up while I’m fading in and out of sleep..
weaselwonderworld: I guess all the people getting crushed on each other inside the bus should be captioned “Imagining no one hears the loud KER THUNK of the microwave door opening/closing.”