derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

skarchomp:

theneonq:

maxiesatanofficial:

spitblaze:

Thinkpiece article headline from somewhere in the pokemon world: Millennials Not Having Kids Because They’re All Adopting Pokemon Instead

A Look At The Gold-Dusted Slowpoke Tail That Costs More Than A Car

Why Aren’t Millennials Buying More BigPearls?

Millenials Won’t Buy Houses But Will Buy Aguav Berry Toast?

Why Are Kids Buying More Cruise Tickets?

Millennials Killed The Game Corner Industry