rowantheexplorer:

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zelda-guru-momi:

pocmemes:

This is one of the few things I’ll call bs on in arguments of cultural appropriation, considering there’s historical evidence of celts and vikings with dreads. As long as Zac isn’t of the opinion that dreads only look good on white people, then who cares?

hey! sorry, but you’re mistaken.

White celts and vikings never had dreads. I know that’s a common myth, and you’ve likely heard it told as true. Let me explain.

Hair comes in 4 types: straight, wavy, curly, and coily (also called kinky). hair which is wavy, curly, or coily is separated into sub groups (a, b, and c) based on how wide the curve of a lock of hair is.

Dreadlocks are a way of styling coily, curly, and sometimes wavy hair. The natural curve of the hair “locks” together into tight ringlets. Because they are not tangled, just twisted together, they can be washed, styled, and undone.

When straight hair is styled as “dreadlocks,” or when wavy hair is styled incorrectly, what is actually happening is that the hair is allowed to tangle together and become a mat. It must go long periods of time unwashed and unbrushed before it can reach this point. These cannot be untangled, and have to be cut off if you don’t want them anymore. Because they’re matted, rather than twisted, they are dense and can’t be properly washed. They will retain moisture and sometimes even mold, and become hazardous to the wearer’s health.

see how the hair here coils around itself? these dreadlocks are clean and shiny, and the hair is healthy.

this hair is matted. you can see where the hair in dreads is damaged, and it is tangled rather than curling together.

Now, there were nonwhite vikings and celts, and they may have brought dreadlocks and similar styles in from their own heritage and culture. But vikings were known for their intense preoccupation with hygene and likely would never forsake bathing and brushing for unwieldy and unhealthy mats. Celts were known to sometimes have mats or even plaits, large un-salvageable tangles of damaged hair resulting from not cleaning themselves. Often cited for the celts-with-dreads myth is Romans saying they had “hair like snakes,” which they considered to be uncleanly and barbaric. The Romans had contact with Black cultures, they likely knew what dreadlocks looked like, and recognized their value as a long-term, clean hairstyle.

Cut to the present, where it matters. White people, like zac efron, are celebrated for their “edgy” hairstyles while Black people with dreads are fired, or threatened with firing unless they change their hair. I have seen white people with mats working where a Black person was fired for dreads.

I’m white, and can’t speak for the Black experience. But we need to learn to respect and understand when Black people tell us that what we’re doing is wrong, and we need to change our actions and our thought processes.

For further evidence, look at what the Celts called such mats: “elflocks.” They believed that if you were gross and unhygienic, an elf would sneak into your bed at night and create this elflock to let you know they thought you were disgusting. This is hardly a good thing, since it was basically a “kick me” sign to other elves. Some interpretations of the myth say that once you have one, you let it get even bigger and more gross so that the elves and malicious spirits would just plain avoid you because you were so disgusting. Probably because everyone was avoiding you because of your infected, moldy, stinky hair.

Point is, stop pissing off elves with your gross, dirty, white people “locks.”

robotsandfrippary:

beachgirlnikita:

totumd97:

misanthropistok:

cheshireinthemiddle:

kazoomusic:

kazoomusic:

cheshireinthemiddle:

mrelisha26:

cheshireinthemiddle:

downpoursofmoonlitraindrops:

cheshireinthemiddle:

88wingding:

mutant-aesthetic:

cheshireinthemiddle:

Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o’neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much

OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

It’s amazing

It happens alot.

And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t

Also a topic where the reverse happens.

lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment

Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.

I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.

And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.

I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.

Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:

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that last one got me holy shit.

I live in Korea and it’s totally the same. My friends and I cringe at some of the bad English. They also have French words on shirts, and they are really random. I once saw a shirt that said vêtements on it which directly translates into clothes.

Then there is this sign – 

the grocery store in tochigi city that we go to plays the theme from Indiana Jones and Star Trek as musak.