I challenge all of us to be a destructive force of nature like Todoroki Shouto.
First time ever speaking to a fellow classmate is to tell him he ain’t shit and challenge him to the hero equivalent of a dual
Tells his whole life story to said boy in a creepy tunnel. Reminder that he literally has had ONE conversation with this kid if threatening him counts as a conversation
COMES TO THE INACCURATE CONCLUSION THAT HIS “RIVAL” IS HIS TEACHER’S BASTARD SON AND PROMPTLY CONFRONTS HIM ABOUT IT
Changes life philosophy based on the provocation of a kid who breaks every bone in his body to win a high school sports tournament.
Pulls up to fight a SERIAL KILLER cause he can’t seem to find his will to live
Faces off with the chief of police cause the justice system is wack
Just what kind of vengeful demi-god energy does this kid have…
It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs.
There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk
I don’t understand why y’all use jugs though. They’re so impractical.
No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container.
With a bag you have one floppy boi
We have holders for that. There’s no real difference.
Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool.
Nothing more wholesome than loving and supportive parents
“I don’t get it, but I’m willing to feel awkward and embarrassed until I figure it out so that you never have to feel awkward or embarrassed with me” is peak parenthood.
Mancaves: This is a room separate from the house with a large entertainment center and sound system, so no one can hear your existential weeping
Two Sink Bathrooms: Once your husband finds you rinsing out your Diva Cup, the magic is gone.
Hardwood floors that flow throughout the house: This makes it more likely your children will slip while running and maybe die, so you can finally get that divorce.
Open Concept Layouts: If no one sees you, what’s the point of pretending to be happy?
Office Space: Excellent for privacy while Skypeing with your lover in Belarus, the only person who really understands you.
Walk in Closets: You can keep so many clothes in there, it might take years for someone to find the body.
