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them: hey so what gender are you
me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abtthem: hey so what gender are you
me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on?
them: ….yeah?
me: its thatthem: hey so what gender are you
me: oh yeah gender was totally faked. nasa filmed it in a tv studio back in ‘69
friend: ends a text with a period
me: i don’t know what i did but what can i do to make up for it, please,
I saw this step-by step tutorial of how to Gird Your Loins and it needed to be readjusted.
Relevant to writing sword and sorcery and high fantasy, among other things, and the visual may be helpful.
i wish i had the option of appearing only to the people i love, i dont want to exist to anyone else, if i have to be a physical entity, i wanna password-protect this vessel
me: people who buy shirts with the pepsi or coca cola logo are dumb like why would you SPEND money to be a walking advertisement???
me when I see anything with just the star wars or NASA logo: holy shit holy shit holy sthi holy s
13mo:
im a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
Teen: *gets a job*
“I GOT THE JOB!”
Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family
Teen: *has a hobby*
“CHECK OUT THIS COOL THING!”
Parents: That’s a ridiculous waste of time, it’s never going to turn into anything profitable, you should be focused on school/SATs/college, when are you going to get serious about your life?
Teen: *Gets into college/university*
“I GOT INTO (College/University)!”
Parents: (after pulling the above nonsense) “See? We, your incredibly Good Parents helped you get into this college! You should be more grateful! :)))))”
Oof
Yes, can we encourage the teenagers please??
Therapists are just…. Common sense filters
Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t
Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together
Me:
Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.
Me:
Me: what
You dont have to make the sandwitch
This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.
Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.
