paige-bandit:

The achievement hunters have played a lot of minecraft, and will hopefully play a lot more, but nothing will ever top that moment in episode 192 when Geoff was haunted by a guardian and started screaming at the top of his lungs, and after a minute and he had calmed down you just hear Micheal in the background, with the Most disdain I have ever heard someone utter, saying, “you’re a grown ass man”

brokuto-koutarous-mom:

picaso:

picaso:

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

he is here….

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

goodgamegrumps:

greatlordfluffernutter:

mylittleghoulscout:

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

tangentqueenofdragons:

Help me move out of my emotionally abusive home

I’m a queer, depressed, autistic woman, and I need to move out of my parent’s house and away from my father as soon as I can.

I finish college in three weeks, and when I do, I’ll be looking for a job right away, but given the way the job market is right now, I don’t know how long it will take me to find one and start saving to move out.

My dad is extremely violent tempered and emotionally abusive, and I can’t even come out for fear of how he’ll react. Living with him is a miserable nightmare and I can’t stand it anymore.

If you can, please donate to help me raise money faster so I can get out as soon as I can.

My PayPal is here

Anything you can spare will help. If you can’t donate, please reblog so more people can see this. Thank you so much for whichever way you help. I appreciate it so much

speeedylesbian:

Here’s an unpopular opinion that shouldn’t be unpopular: Not wanting sex is a reasonable boundary to set for literally any reason. Be it your trauma, your mental health, your sexuality, or any other factor. Your partners should respect that and they should respect you. This shouldn’t be a debate.