lance, falling down on allura’s bed, tears running down his cheeks and somehow ruining his mascara despite the fact that he isn’t wearing any: i know there is a heaven because he is proof that there is a hell. he smiles at me, and i am a fool, so blinded by the light in his eyes, that i do not realize his teeth are fangs, come to kill me and drag me down into the homeland of his where no one but the devil and his tortured souls resides.
allura, not looking up from the book she’s reading: what did keith do now?
lance: he beat me in mario kart
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power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”
referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”
me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i’ll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices
me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed
so excited for s3, I hope we get some rinharu material
haven’t drawn my boys for nearly 3 years but I’m back in this hell again
just poppin in to give an uwu
ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk
Oh? Would you elaborate?
okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day
but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me
They started a club
