BNHA Characters as things I’ve seen happen at school
{{ This is going to be a mix of things I’ve seen happen in all my school years. I’ve moved schools alot so bare with me y’all, also some of these are stuff I’ve actually experienced }}
Aoyama: tried to impress a girl during a school dance with his moves, proceeded to rip his pants and break his ankle.
Mina: Tried to skip class and hide in girls bathroom, ended up getting busted when the cops came in because someone hid meth in the toilet.
Tsuyu: Attempted to climb the poles in the cafeteria and proceeded to get stuck, then resorted to crying until the principal arrived.
Iida: Ended up throwing hands with someone because they got a better mark on a math test
Uraraka: Got suspended for a week for sneaking into the cafeteria and swapping half the bake sale foods for live bugs
Ojiro: Got expelled for fist fighting the janitor after he got yelled at for leaving a mess on a table
Kaminari: Smuggled a bong into school, Proceeded to use it in the school bathroom and ended up throwing it at a teacher when they walked In.
Kirishima: Wore crocs to school during exams and ended up giving the class a ten minute penalty because the teacher didn’t agree.
Koda: Once Smuggled all the bugs in the science lab out and proceeded to let them all go in the school cafeteria.
Sato: Got two weeks of suspension and three weeks of detention after he accidentally gave the school bake sale weed brownies instead of double fudge.
Shoji: Got kicked off of the dodge ball team after throwing a ball at the teacher and breaking their nose.
Jirou: Hacked the school web com so that anytime someone talked into it, Vagina by Cupquake would blast. Ended up getting snitched on and parents got called.
Sero: was a senior in freshmen shop class, got passed after he made a dick shaped clock and the teacher couldn’t handle him anymore.
Tokoyami: screamed bring me back to life and welcome to the black parade during track and field while doing the 500m run.
Todoroki: Gave his home economics teacher laxatives in cupcakes after he failed the class.
Hagakure: Peeped into the boys change room for three weeks until she accidentally peeped on the gym teacher changing. Proceeded to Cry.
Bakugou: Got suspended for punching the principal in the throat during a fist fight.
Midoriya: during a science experiment, while playing with the fire, he proceeded to light his partners hair on fire as well as his own.
Mineta: Got Expelled for taking pictures of people’s hands and selling them on hand fetish websites.
Momo: Got into a nasty fight with a teacher and said “my name and dick must taste the same, as you can’t keep both of them out of your mouth” than proceeded to get suspended.
All Might: Accidentally bought illegal fireworks to class and proceeded to light them with his students, ended up setting half the field on fire.
Kendo: Screamed at someone and broke their nose because they took her seat during french class
Tetsutetsu: Wore an entire green one piece to picture day, and ended up paying extra to get his school background to be Pepe
Monoma: Tried to fight an entire class of upper class mates, ultimately got his ass handed to him during a school Assembly
Mirio: Cried during a class movie about World peace.
Nejire: Started a secret fight club, within two weeks it got shut down after someone snitched after they got beat up.
Amajiki: Had a mental breakdown during a English presentation and ended up explaining the plot to Harry Potter instead of Romeo and Juliet
Shinsou: Once Bought a can of monster in a water bottle to class, said bottle proceeded to let out a high pitch sound and explode. Half the class couldn’t hear for five minutes.
Hatsume: Stayed up for two days for her exams, ended up popping some pills and somehow remembered the entire plot to Marley and me. They failed the exam.
Endeavor: Learned how to make explosives from the internet, brought some to school and blew up all the toilets in the boys bathroom.
Eraser Head: Passed out during track and field, everyone proceeded to freak out and call 911. When they arrived, he explained that he just took a quick nap.
Present Mic: Got suspended after they took a picture with the school statue with the caption “Choke me with those bronze hands daddy” and posted it on the school snapchat.
Midnight: Accidentally showed her entire class a scene from fifty shades of grey during sex Ed.
Shigaraki: Cried during science class because someone made fun of his chapped lips.
Kurogiri: Actually put a child leash on one of his students, proceeded to get banned from teaching for a year.
Dabi: Sneaked onto the school roof and proceed to piss on anyone that stood just below him. Got caught and had to apologize to the entire school.
Toga: Got sent to the councilers office after she wouldn’t stop asking a teacher if they could choke her.
Twice: Stole all the fire extinguishers from the school, almost got away had it not been for the camara in the main office.
Nomu: Stood under the stairs and made horse sounds at anybody who walked by.
Wild, Wild Pussycats: Were a group of furries that would make animal sounds during class and attempt to lick people.
i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over
I actually had no idea women found this so scary
my downstairs neighbors fight on a regular basis, and every time he starts yelling i’m a little afraid he’s going to kill her. i have no reason to think this except that he is a man and he is angry
My math teacher has a loud voice and a temper and he scares the living shit out of me almost everyday. He’s made me and other kids cry more than once and he and his teacher buddies make a joke out of terrifying students.
this was women in general? i knew my gf didn’t like it but I was unaware if this affected most women
Yes, it does
As a woman, I had no idea it effected other women like this. I was too afraid to even talk about it. I thought I was weak. Thanks for bringing attention to this.
My dad thinks it’s funny that I used to cry when he raised his voice. I freak out whenever some one does. Once my director did, and I started crying I couldn’t stop. I’m glad to see I’m not alone…
This is so important– seeing how common this is– and I also want you all to know that this is not normal. It isn’t something instinctively ingrained into women, to be afraid of men. There is no natural state of men being a threat that women constantly have to be afraid of. This is cultural. So many women and girls here have a mutual understanding of this feeling, and I think it really shows an unsettling truth about our society, particularly about how men are raised to act and how so many women have this defensive reaction gradually develop. It’s so important that these people have their voices heard, because it teaches us about problems that we just can’t deny the existence of any longer.
I’m glad I’m not the only one
My fellow men, pay attention. I didn’t realize how scary this could be until one of my exes explained it to me, and it’s heartbreaking.
Also, when we move too much during an argument, or lean forward, it’s scary, and I never knew. I was even a little insulted at first, because surely she didn’t think I would hurt her. But see, that doesn’t matter. It wasn’t a sign that she mistrusted me specifically; it’s a conditioned response. (Although if you keep doing it once you realize it scares her, she SHOULDN’T trust you.)
Not every woman has been physically harmed by a man she trusted, but every woman KNOWS a woman who has.
I used to be horrible about this, because I didn’t realize how intimidating it was. I didn’t understand why the woman I was with clammed up or tried to tell me what she thought I wanted to hear, and I only got angrier, and acted even more like an asshole. It was wrong. It was abusive. It didn’t matter if I INTENDED it that way; it was still emotionally abusive. And it was inexcusable.
I get that when passions are high, and when you’re frustrated, it’s a natural tendency to let your voice get louder, to shout and gesture and lean forward. But you can train yourself to do better. You can train yourself to keep more of an even tone, to refrain from large and fast gestures, to not lean into her personal space. I did. I’m not perfect at it yet, but goddamn it, I WILL be.
Don’t tell me it’s too hard, that you just can’t do it, or that you “shouldn’t have to.” I’m 53 years old and just now getting the hang of it, and if this old dog can learn something new, so can you.
Note to guys: It really, REALLY doesn’t matter if you’re thinking, “but I would never…”
History is littered with the bodies of women who believed a man “would never.” This includes women killed by men who honestly, deeply, truly believed they “would never”… right up until she said that one thing or moved in just that way and he just got so mad, just that once, and pushed her or punched her or slashed her or shot her… just once, y’know, to shut her up, or because she was flinching and didn’t she know that HE’S NOT LIKE THAT and I’LL TEACH HER TO BE AFRAID OF ME…
We are trained, from infancy, that Men With Loud Voices are a source of pain from which we cannot escape, and attempts to escape may result in more pain. And as soon as we’re old enough to comprehend a world broader than our immediate circle, a world that extends into the past and will run into the future, we realize that there is no way, no way at all, to tell which men “would never” and which men “would never… except if.”
We live or die on that “if.” And any man who doesn’t like facing that hyper-vigilance can work on fixing OTHER MEN, not women’s fear.
The reaction shouldn’t be “not all men are like that;” it should be “no woman should have to live in fear.”
It’s telling that so many people will hear a story of long-term abuse and say, “why did she stay with him?” and not “why did he treat her like that?”
This made me cry.
Don’t skip over this.
This is difficult and validating at the same time. My ex husband used to yell at me often. It was always traumatic. It was an easy way for him to win arguments, because even if I got the courage up to yell back, I wasn’t nearly as loud as him.
Eventually to cope with the yelling, I would shut down/dissociate and become catatonic, because once I stopped hearing him he realized there was no point in continuing.
Being yelled at made me feel trapped, frightened, like I needed to get away. It didn’t help that he was also verbally abusive, and would sometimes kick or hit furniture, or invade my space. He never hit me, but if he had, maybe I would have realized sooner how not okay his behavior was. It is NEVER okay for someone to yell at you or call you names.
I thought that I was just particularly vulnerable to yelling because of my mental illness. I didn’t realize it was such a widespread issue. I hate to know that so many other women have felt this same paralyzing fear. I wouldn’t be surprised if some men feel this fear as well. Please never let anyone treat you unkindly, and never raise your voice at others.
have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class
I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:
omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.
So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.
Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.
So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.
Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway.
So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face
