u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit
i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall
âAre you ticklishâ is such a loaded question. If you say no theyâll test it. If you say yes theyâll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process.Â
My 7th grade English teacher told us the proper response to âare you tickleish?â Is âI have diarrheaâ
other tips for new cat owners / people who may get cats soon:
no, getting a grown cat wonât be boring / less cute! theyâll become just as attached to you as a kitten. get a cat that speaks to you (literally or figuratively, maybe you want a cat thatâs chatty). older cats will be so appreciative to have a home. people get rid of their cats for all kinds of unfair reasons. just the ones iâve seen on the craigslist listings in the last 5 minutes: âi am just more of a dog person (7mo old kitten)â, âwe hoped she would get over her kittenish behavior, she has not (2yr old cat)â, âi need to get rid of my cat before my baby is born (3yr old cat)â. you can totally pick up a beautiful, loving, grown up kitty who will be needing some comfort after getting dumped. just look at this girl.
(taken off craigslist) she would be more than happy to live her cat life with you. is she not cute? she is. she is cute. so, ultimately, adopt whatever cat you like, but donât rule out older cats!
nextly: no no, do NOT declaw your cat. DONâT DO IT. IâM TELLIN YA. itâs a deeply painful procedure, actually removing the entire first knuckle, not JUST the nail. it causes long-term and potentially permanent pain in the cat, and can lead to nasty infections, behavioral problems, and helplessness if they ever find themselves outside and in need of protection or climbing abilities. âbut i donât want my cat to scratch me / my kid / my furniture!â okay, i feel you, but there are other, cheaper, less inhumane options. my favorite of which are claw caps.
you gently press on your catâs foot (to unsheath their claws), and place the soft cap onto their claw using the glue thatâs included in any soft paw kit you get. it might take some getting used to on the catâs part, but it should under no circumstances be painful, and when the kittyâs claws grow, the cap just kinda falls off, and youâll put another one on. you can also file or clip their nails down! if youâre too nervous or clumsy to do it, your vet will usually do it for a small fee, or a groomer can take care of it. Personally, I just let my catsâ claws hang out and accept the pokes when they knead on me, since i donât have any little babies or expensive upholstery in my home.Â
No, cats ainât âlow maintenanceâ. This is a living, social creature, not a chiapet. Especially if youâre raising them from kittenhood, they need a lot of attention and resources. cuddles, playtime, training, health care, feeding, cleaning up their facilities. you get a pet to interact with, not to buy and leave it be! a cat that you donât socialize is going to be very moody and sad. get a pet if you plan to invest the time and energy they need- if not, maybe we can come back to that cactus idea?Â
Cats need meat. I repeat, cats cannot survive without meat. Dogs need meat too- but cats are incapable of creating taurine in their own, and where do you find taurine? meat! hallelujah!! Feeding cats a vegan or vegetarian diet is a slow form of starvation and animal abuse. If youâre not comfortable feeding an animal meat, please do not adopt a carnivore. There are plenty of vegetarian mammals that you would be much better suited owning, but do not abuse your cats just because of your own feelings about protein. Without enough taurine in a catâs diet, severe health problems will follow, like blindness, weak and decaying teeth, weak heart, and digestive issues. This is terrible. This objectively sucks. So pretty please give your cat a proper diet!
Itâs way way safer to have an indoor cat. I donât need you to tell me that you want your cat to be with you for many years, âcause I already know you do. Outdoor cats are exposed to wild animals, animal abusers, poisonous substances, cars, harsh weather, kidnapping, and diseases. Cats like rolling around in grass and grabbing birds from trees, and thatâs great, but having an outdoor cat makes for a steep decrease in their estimated lifespan. The average lifespan of an indoor cat is 16.8 years, whereas outdoor cats average out to a hard-hitting 5.6. Ouch. So itâs definitely safer to keep a cat indoors! If youâre adopting a young kitten, it wonât be hard, since they wonât be expecting outdoor time already. If youâre still really into that whole grass idea, you should totally grow some indoor grass for your cat to chill in.Â
good.
thatâs everything i can think of for the moment, but please donât be afraid to do your own research on animal care. there are tons of resources out there, and if you have a good vet, theyâll answer any questions you have!Â
thank you for readinâ about cat care. as a reward, iâm adding a picture of toby as a baby. enjoy.