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mother’s affection is deep
WELP.
tbh that person just ended the entire discourse
Winry: Ed, did you break your automail again?
Edward: (ツ)_/¯
what books were you assigned to read in a class that you still hold a violent and bitter grudge against
for me it’s into the wild and the scarlet letter
I really hope that Love, Simon changes the way we do LGBT movies because I swear to God, every lesbian/wlw movie on netflix is a weird sex drama that involves one woman leaving her man for another woman in passionate sex affair and like???? not relatable???? give me girls who like girls in a dumb romantic comedy, not a melodramatic indie movie. I shouldn’t have to watch a soft porno in order to see two women falling in love.
tag urself i’m Yes All Three bi, cringe culture has been dragged out back and shot
The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.
And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’
So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.
I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.
It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.
Pokémon Go, the summer of 2016, was the last pure moment in the world & I miss it
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
more ridiculous things i’ve done for writing:
– weighted a grapefruit in my hands to see if i could justifiably describe something as “weighing as much as a grapefruit”
– done jumping jacks for 5 minutes straight so the memory of how exertion feels would be fresh in my mind
– googled images of butterscotch to see if “butterscotch” could be a hair colour
– casually stared at people at bus stops trying to figure out how i would hypothetically recreate their image in words
– written 7 different beginnings for a story to see which one i liked best
– gone to venice
– enthusiastically spoken dialogue aloud to myself to see how it sounds
– tried to read 3 books in one day
– experienced terrible things, reacting with “i can write about this”
– screamed incoherently at someone for turning on the tv while i was in the room, writing
– sat there perfectly still staring into space trying to imagine what getting a boner feels like
– “hey re-enact this scene with me”
– sat upside-down for ten minutes trying to get my brain to work
– squandered schoolwork and free time alike for years
– written
