evansluke:

me: I’m so excited to write this fic, it’s going to be good, I love it, I’m so pumped

*writes it in head before sleeping, gets emotional over songs that could fit the story, elaborates background and characterisations, writes lines on phone*

also me, in front of laptop: yeah, but no, I’ve got nothing

apersnicketylemon:

Just a reminder, but you do not need to “earn” being tired.

You’re allowed to be tired, even if you haven’t “done” anything and you’re allowed to be tired even if you did less than someone else.

Being tired is a normal thing your body does for a whole plethora of reasons, and is a basic bodily function. You don’t need to “earn” basic bodily functions, no matter what anyone else tells you.

wlw:

why parents so worried about our damn rooms all the time like I’m the one sleeping in here bitch!!! who cares if shit is on the floor!!!! it be like that sometimes!!!!!

enecoo:

starteas:

enecoo:

Kirby right back at ya is the best anime in the universe!!

source?

Not required

sonofdysonsphere:

perpetual-loser:

iguanamouth:

perpetual-loser:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

im totally fucking serious i want the next sci-fi movie blockbuster to be about exorcising the ghosts of malevolent dinosaurs

i just lost a follower well guess whos not getting tickets to the opening night of velocigeist: revenge of the cretaceous 

What about Tyrannosaurus Rexorcist?

And there’s that classic scene that’s in every horror movie when the character goes to the bathroom and opens the mirror

and everything seems fine

but then she

closes it

@itsjustolee

gwingle:

orcgf:

orcgf:

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

autisticvoltronld:

rivendell101:

Dear Fanfiction Readers,

If you’re afraid to leave a review/comment because you think it’ll sound stupid, don’t be. Just leave an incoherent reply in all caps. We love that shit.

Sincerely,

A Fic Writer that needs constant validation. 

Just fuckin’ slam your head on the keyboard in the comment box. We’re writers. We’ll interpret it.