Imagine the clusterfuck that would ensue were the minions of the Faerie King to kidnap this child, unaware of his… family situation… and replace him with a changeling.
Cue a Lord of Hell, a Witch of the Wilds and an immortal, supremely wealthy arch-trickster showing up at the King’s palace, each of them rather miffed.
Of course, when that all clears up, the kid’s got himself a new playmate and an eccentric, wealthy uncle.
Someone please write this manuscript and send me a query IMMEDIATELY
imagine one day spidey is held up by the new york city police department, and he’s expecting the same old bullshit of “this stupid spider menace vigilante blah blah blah” like the cops in queens always say to him, but instead he’s met with a 30 year old brooklyn cop who is less concerned with peter being a vigilante, and is more concerned with peter’s powers. he won’t stop asking peter about his spider powers, how they work, how he got them, how he would rate them on a scale of “cool” to “toit”
and finally peter gets a word in edgewise and is like “not that this isn’t refreshing compared to the way the police usually treat me, but what kinda cop are you again??” and the cop is like “i’m actually a detective, jake peralta from the 99th precinct. anyways can you summon an army of spiders or is that just a rumor?? oh my god can you talk to them, can you ask the spiders if they like die hard??”
this is a fic i wasnt aware i needed
As soon as I read “toit”, I said “Jake Peralta” froze, and felt my soul leave my body. Thank you for this.
Another idea: I just imagine Amy tracking Spidey down with evil villain level accuracy because she wants to get his autograph for Jake for his birthday.
I hate to do this here and I know it’s a long shot, but I need to find homes for these babies. I’m moving houses very soon and I can’t take them with me and if I can’t find homes for them I’m going to have to put them in a shelter and I’m terrified that they might be put down. None of them are fixed, and I know that’s usually a huge problem for people looking to adopt cats but we were never able to afford it, and I still want to try to find homes for them. If you live in the US in or around Tennessee and you’re interested in take one of them, please message me. This is my last hope. I love you all 💜
Fortunately I have been able to find homes for the first two, though I am still looking for a home for the last baby. I have greatly appreciated everyone who has reblogged this and everything. I love you guys 💜
“ship what you want” when used correctly: it’s okay to ship two characters who haven’t interacted that much in canon but you think look cute together. Use your imagination! Additionally, there’s no shame in self-insert. All in all, have fun!
You fucking demons: abuse/pedophilia/incest is ok because it’s fictional uwu
