fake:

So I bought the first Animal Crossing for Gamecube and I forgot how truly ridiculous it was.

I asked my villager Stu if he needed any favors, and he said that he lent his glasses case to Aurora and needed it back. So I go to Aurora and ask to pick up the item to which she replies that Monique came up and snatched it from her. I go to Monique who tells me that Belle told her she needed it and to go yell at her. I travel to Belle who says that she forgot the glasses case wasn’t hers and she let Tad borrow it. SOOO I find Tad’s house and see him walking into it. I enter his house and proceed to get lectured about having a bee sting. Tad apparently gets so worked up about the fact that I won’t tell him why I was walking around shaking trees in the first place that he becomes furious, tells me I deserved to get stung, and refuses to talk to me. I had to leave his house and go do other shit for awhile before I came back and finally got the glasses case. I go back to Stu who gives me an entire bed for my troubles.

Anyways they should remaster this game

blockthislittle:

“ddlg is about love and caring” uhhh. did it ever occur to you that loving and caring for your partner is a normal thing that is included in normal healthy relationships, and isnt exclusive to ddlg??? did it ever occur to you that you can watch disney movies and eat mac n cheese with your partner without having to roleplay that youre his 3 year old daughter??? stop trying to make excuses for a pedophilic and incestuous kink. “ddlg is about caring and playfulness” bitch no one is stopping you from owning stuffed animals and liking cartoons? many adults have childish interests? why do you have to pretend to be an abused child? children should not be in romantic/sexual relationships with their caregivers, and emulating that in your relationship is not some quirky cute thing. its fucking horrific and ugly.

bblakesgun-kink:

pun-rocker:

You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 

I’ve been looking for this post my entire life