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shiro in broganes fics: calls keith bro and/or lil bro
actually shiro: *breaks down keith’s door* what the FUCK is up bitch nugget let’s talk about healthy coping mechanisms !
The Shape of Water looks great u guys
The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.
American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?
Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…
I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”
so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya
immediately lost two followers
I’d rather see my follower count drop than have anyone following who can’t handle the notion that TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.
God dammit Suzaku
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can!
❤️❤️❤️Commissions I will NOT take:
👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)
👎 Bystanders
👎 Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER
👏
THEFT
👏
IS
👏
A
👏
WORSE
👏
CRIME
👏
THAN
👏 REGULAR 👏
MURDER
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now this is the type of news i want to read about
me @ life
uni in a nutshell
