Sing me the song of your people SOUP!
meow!
Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!
meeeeoooow!
“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”
“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”
“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”
– using the word trap to describe a person (idc abt ur little anime trope go outside jeff)
– fujoshis (literally don’t come near me you nasty fucks)
technically there’s nothing wrong this fujoshis as i see it. i mean, yea we can be a little obsessive and… crazy. but most of us -like me- hide our little secret. i mean,,, if you hate fujoshis then hate ‘em. cant control ya
Hey!!! You might not know or whatever but fujoshi is a horrible word to call yourself. 腐女子 is a term that originates from 腐女 (Wordplay) Meaning literally “Rotten girl.” It is a term that describes how a girl is “corrupt” and “disgusting” someone is for consuming media with gay men in it. You are literally, by using that word, implying that being gay is rotten, and that does not even get into the fetishization at hand. Please rethink openly calling yourself this, it’s very disrespectful and demeaning.
NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…
*gestures at everything*
Finally, an explanation.
let’s be real here
it’s not Pluto/Hades who’s ruining our shit
it’s Persephone fucking our shit up because how dare we diss her man like this the absolute fucking nerve well she’s gonna show us all why she’s named The Destroyer
This post is me acknowelging that some people go onto tumblr to escape the real world and to soothe themselves after stressful experiences, so if they block or ignore social justice and news stories so that their decompression isn’t interrupted with yet more stress, it is not only no one’s business but it makes perfect sense.
