revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

kirstenlouisemcduffie:

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

hire the man cats obey.

officialfist:

dear-tumb1r:

officialfist:

dear-tumb1r:

dear-tumb1r:

dear-tumb1r:

dangerbooze:

dear-tumb1r:

dear-tumb1r:

My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas

He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it

Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages

He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids

How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids

“Bro, we don’t have maids.”

So i said “only rich people really have maids”

And he said “why?”

“Maids are expensive”

“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”

Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy

Child labor laws are a thing

He still thinks roombas are a lie

So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit

So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor

He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots

Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick

Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand

I did and he is literally crying with rage

Like i can hear his voice quivering

Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.

punk-in-the-beerlight:

THIS IS EXACTLY THAT SHIT THAT I HATE. Yes, I realize your intentions are good. But that shit hurts.

Fat women are not brave just for existing. I’m not “SO CONFIDENT” because I posted a selfie just like everyone else in the world does. I’m not confident at all. I want to be. I"m just a person. My weight and body are one small part of me and don’t make me any different from anyone else.

Also? Shit like “You’re beautiful, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise” is so fucking backhanded, quit that. “You’re beautiful” will suffice. When you add the last bit on there, you are literally saying “I’m assuming everyone else tells you you’re ugly, see how nice I am?” and that fucking hurts, too.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/crowfanity/170079545594/tumblr_nxj4wfrXpW1t0ek27?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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paelfire:

homunculuslover:

inverted-mind-inc:

raintalker:

inverted-mind-inc:

chongoblog:

You’re gonna have a good time

Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key

Song plays during a montage of Frisk and Sans having good times.

Have some random heartwarm chickenscribbles to the music ♥

You precious angel!

Cute as hell! XD 

Yes. Yes this is good and pure.