bogleech:

Whenever anybody gets on how they think cats are horrible because they don’t shower you with easy-to-read physical affection I’m left wondering how much respect or understanding they can possibly have for fellow human beings who don’t all fit their exacting social standards.

roachpatrol:

mawsandclaws:

concept: I’m rich enough to buy art from freelance artists, commission artists to draw my ocs and i can frame them and put them up on my wall. 

concept: all the art is done in the style of fancy portraiture and all the frames are gilt. when guests come to my manor i introduce them to my OCs as if my OCs were actual members of my family. 

‘did you say he was a starship captain?’ my guests may enquire timorously.

‘yes,’ i will say, sipping my cognac. ‘a very gay one.’

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

gif87a-com:

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap – Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

drxgonfly:

Friendly reminder that instead of deleting captions on posts to fit your aesthetic needs, find a theme that has the option to hide captions on photo posts. Most themes I come across have the option to do so but if you don’t want to change your theme or you find a theme that you like that doesn’t have the option to remove captions… look in your code for {block:photo} and somewhere close to that should be something along the lines of {block:caption} {caption} {/block:caption} , delete everything within the opening and closing caption caption blocks. Do the same for {block:photoset}

Now you can have a pretty blog without captions and you’re not taking away credit from the creator :)))

atomicbionde:

this is your yearly reminder that animals are not toys. they are a huge commitment. even small pets like hamsters and fish can be expensive and require a lot of work. if you’re planning to get someone a pet as a gift this holiday season, please only do so if you’re 100% sure that they are willing and able to take responsibility for the well-being of a living thing, potentially for years or even decades.