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In which Lance is not a morning person, and Keith is the world’s biggest asshole.

~VLD~

“Lance. Hey, Lance. Laaaance. Hey. La-”

A loud, irritated groan cut off Keith’s pestering, and he grinned widely as his boyfriend cracked open an eye to glare at him before rolling over and tossing the covers back over his head.

“Aw, come on, Blue. We’ve gotta get up, it’s almost 8:00. I promised Shiro we’d meet him early for coffee, remember?” Keith crawled over Lance and off the bed, taking a fistful of the quilt with him and giving it a satisfying yank, pulling it off of Lance’s half-naked body. He raised an eyebrow before swinging a leg over Lance’s hips, sufficiently straddling him.

“Don’t you ever wear a shirt? And you know better than to wear your binder in bed, dumbass.”

“Keeeiiiiffff…” Lance whined, swinging a pitiful punch in Keith’s direction, “Leave me ‘lone…”

Keith rolled his eyes, catching Lance’s hand easily before pinning it by his side. “No. Shiro hates it when we’re late, and it’s not like he’s ever gonna blame anything on you. I’m sick of ‘dad lectures’ about ‘tardiness.’” Keith wrinkled his nose. “The fuck is ‘tardiness’, anyways?”

“It’s being late,” Lance mumbled into his pillow. “First of all, screw Shiro. Second of all, it’ll serve you right, since you’re such an asshole. Don’t make plans for me at the asscrack of fucking dawn.”

“I told him we’d meet him at 9:30!”

“I don’t see what the difference is.”

“Lance,” Keith said firmly. “Get. Your. Fucking. Ass. Up.”

“Damn right it’s my ‘fucking ass’,” Lance muttered. “And no. Fuck off.”

Huffing in frustration, Keith crawled back off of Lance, before placing his palms square against Lances side and shoving him as hard as he could. He smirked as Lance tumbled to the floor and let out a string of curses as colorful as his wardrobe.

“-fucking murder you!” Lance screeched, eyes blazing.

“Yeah, yeah. But you’re up now, so shower and do your weird face slime thing. We’ve got half an hour before we have to be there. And since you’re really hot when you’re angry, I’ll remind you of this later tonight and consider letting you top.”

~VLD~

Hahahahahahahahahaha I don’t deserve to live.