also we make amazing flatmates cuz we’ll never keep you up all night if we bring home our SOs

i-cant-even-function:

If you ever find an asexual, keep them close by as a friend because

(1) you’ll never have to worry about them wanting to fuck you, and

(2) if you find a pansexual and combine them with the asexual they will become a magical entity and can grant you one wish