mad-yet-glad:

just-shower-thoughts:

Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?

Signing the word milk when moving it pas your eyes is “pasteurized milk” (past your eyes milk)

That’s appalling. Have a like.

so when i was a clumsy, awkward, closeted middle schooler i used to say i was “as straight as a ruler” when my sexuality was questioned.

at the end of middle school, i finally came out as bisexual to one of my friends and her response was to pull out one of those bendy rulers (you know the kind i’m talking about) and she started to bend it while smiling giddly and saying “i’ve been carrying around this ruler for two years waiting for you to come out”

and that’s my favorite response i’ve ever received when coming out.

there’s a gay bar in my city and they’re trying to raise money to get a new roof. So their slogan for the donations is “Like all good bottoms, we’ve worn out our top” and i just felt that i needed to share that

seashellronan:

LSJDFGNSKDGNSDKGJ SDKJDFD

starrycove:

some spicy trending memes

cupcakecreeper:

homebeccer:

the Big Bad of our campaign is an evil snake lady so our rogue was brainstorming ideas to kill her and came up with:

Cutting off her arms so she would revert to a harmless garden snake

Having our Druid morph into a mongoose and fight her, like nature intended

Dropping food in her path so that her tail grows too long and she runs into it and gets a game over

All my plans are good???

worldwidewakatoshi:

I really love overalls, and I really love Teshima… only natural to combine the concepts
(click for better quality)

~~reblog>like~~

busket:

so this is my theory on why greed originally left the rest of the homunculi

artlaureli:

go wild, voltron fandom.

littlesweetspaceprince:

bellygangstaboo:

bellygangstaboo:

I am deceased

minor update:

reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them

catnippackets:

so yesterday I found out that a panic room is a secure room in your house that you can hide in in case of an emergency

and NOT a room where you go to scream and vent your frustration so that was a disappointing discovery