careers from ancient rome that i am considering

thoodleoo:

professional mourner who wails for a living

sacred temple prostitute

layabout senator who occasionally extorts a province for cash

priest in charge of feasting

behindthescarydoor:

team gents: master sneakers → let’s play: the last of us remastered part 2 [x]

Galra Keith

Keith comes out as half Galra to everyone like Pidge did but this time only Lance knew
Keith: Guys…I’m half Galra
Everyone but Lance and Keith: *wide eyes and shocked expressions*
Lance: Wait was I supposed to think you were fully human
Everyone: How do you know Lance?!
Lance: He purrs in his sleep so he was either a cat or Galra

lancekkogane:

Yes, I have tried to post this multiple times. But anyways, Mage Lance! Bc I am trash.

alphaflyer:

audreysparkle:

pr1nceshawn:

Life With Cats.

Adorable little assholes

This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.

spaceinvadeher:

legendarymotherofshade:

erincrocodile:

wizzard890:

kaylapocalypse:

lockelamora:

hellkn1ght:

borderline-sunflower:

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise