this looks 5x more gay without context

So I had a dream that I thought you would appreciate. So it’s the paladins hanging out on some hot planet so they’re all dressed in light clothing. Keith is in shorts and Lance is sweating from not only the heat. And they’re walking through a market and Pidge like for some odd reason said, “Keith your thighs are outrageous, I bet you could crush that melon thing.” She points to a fruit like stand. Owner of said stand is like I would like to see him try.Keith does it and Lance is SWEATING

smuttyupthewhat-y:

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lance, shakily putting down his phone after recording a true blessing and saving it to his gallery: truly my sole purpose for living and why i’ve been put on this planet

Yo and Lance is just watching the juices from the fruit run down Keith’s legs and he has to physically restrain himself from licking them up!

Pidge: Keith, you could crush a sentry’s head between your thighs.

Lance: Or mine.

Keith: What.

Lance: What.

dyradoodles:

The Shape of Water looks great u guys

nathanael-platier:

I’m not even in this fandom and I burst out laughing

directium:

dadvidismycanonheadcanon:

Get on my level fuckers

I mean, if you insist.

nightinggay:

i made fanart for my own joke post

lanceapologist:

pidge: let’s play a drinking game. you have to take a shot every time you have a bonding moment with lance and smile fondly at him and have gooey gay feelings for him and-

keith, already on his 5th shot:

squivulous:

Don’t blame you, Lance…

Y’all ever read one of those stories where the characters have like a 2 minute conversation but in that time they walked 10 miles, the sun set, and winter came and went

otpdisaster:

Person B innocently requesting that Person A care for their dogs while they are away. Person A happily agrees, and then remembers Person B is a demon—the dogs are literal hellhounds.