you know what makes my fat kitty so great?

toytowns:

toytowns:

she’s my best friend

she likes belly rubs

she lets me lay my face in her tummy

she meows back!! every time!!

whenever I start singing she comes running just to listen to me

when I’m having a bad mental health day she knows and won’t leave my side

she likes to sleep next to me every night

she’s ornery as hell

the vet says that she’s really fat but she’s otherwise healthy and isn’t sure why diet food and exercise didn’t work so he gave up trying to understand her

very gentle with the chinchillas, thinks they’re kittens

whenever I lay down for a nap during the day she comes in, too

she’s harness trained

1 like = 1 kiss

1 reblog = 1 pet

photo taken before I told her everyone on the internet loves her

photo immediately after I told her

krwzprtt:

enochian-dick-jokes:

broke-broken-breaking:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator.
You have several times more endurance than they do – use that to your advantage!

Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human: