sometimes Pangur gets bored of her toys & starts screaming, so I open a door to Forbidden Territory. it makes her feel sneaky and glad
is there a human trapped inside this weasel
she never ate nobody, not once. humans, in this cat?
I feel as she should open her mouth an speak prophecy. She is such a striking kitty. Like she is the type of cat I would expect to see at the side of elves.
what catfood commercials make feeding your cat look like: *person comes into the kitchen with a smile* *cat licks its lips* *cat snuggles up to their leg softly while purring*
what feeding your cat is actually like: *cat emits loud shrieking meow in anticipation* *you nearly have a deadly accident because your cat excitedly runs between your legs as you walk to the bowl*
see also: *cat puts its head in front of the bowl just as you plop the food out, so it lands on their head*
Appendix A: *cat grabs at the dish and flips it out of your hand* Congratulations, now it’s on the floor.
What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”
I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.
My cat Charles needs an MRI. I’m a full time student and part time worker. I don’t know if anyone here will actually see this or care, but I’m trying all I can to get my cat the treatment he needs. The MRI alone, without surgery, would be $2,600-$3,200. That’s an intimidating number to me. I need help. Charles needs help. Reblog or share if you’re willing to. Thank you.
A CAT scan is my cheaper option at $2,000-$2,500.
Please help them out! If just half of my followers donated a dollar they’d have more than enough ❤️
I don’t usually reblog these. BUT A KITTY NEEDS OUR HELP
The only way the world will be great is if all kitties are safe and warm. Help them out.
He’s a cute boy with fun teeth and the sweetest face
i still need someone who will love them to take my cats (2 yr old black and white shorthair named nugget born april 13 2015, and a 9 yr old orange and white shorthair named tai kitty born december 9 2008) and i still need some donations to get through this change from “having a house” to “not having a house”
okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day
but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me
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