Tag: Crows
crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass
me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen
potty mouth bird
[Caption:
[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] That’s crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
One of my favorite videos 😂
Being a crow sounds like such a fun existence it’s like
1. Wake up
2. Eat some garbage
3. Find a rabbit to fuck with because you just hate rabbits so much
4. Get to the top of a very tall tree and scream for at least two hours so that people know you’re a crow
5. Join your 3 crow friends in someone’s backyard and just fucking hop around like a goof ball
6. Yell some more
7. Okay that was good enough go to sleep!
8. Repeat
Pride corvids! I’m selling these as stickers on my Redbubble; if you have any suggestions for more (including other identities and alternative flags) message me and I’ll make those too!
Happy Pride~ 🏳️🌈
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adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow
I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.
The desperation only grows with years
Be the crow you wish to see in the world
-Collect Shiny Things
-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason
-Scream loudly when you see your friends
What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you
the party boy
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