leproblematique:

The Baby: 13-17 Just wants to play with others. Reblogs every platitude in existance. May reblog shitty posts sometimes, because they don’t know any better.

The Minor™: 13-17 Entitled little asshole. Thinks every adult should be their parent or babysitter. Bullies and harasses others, but if you call them out on it, you’re bullying them.

The Young Adult: 15-24 Has bad politics, influenced almost entirely by radical feminism, but has “no TERFs/SWERFS” in their bio. Has no idea what a SWERF actually is.

The Invisible: 17-24 Actually a decent person. Nobody pays attention to them, because they avoid the drama. Reblogs wholesome animal memes.

The Millennial : 23-35. Tumblr Old™. Too young to leave fandoms and social media, but too old for This Shit. Secretly hates Tumblr, but can’t stay away from it. Salty.

The Proper™ Adult: 35-55. Has lived for a thousand years and seen everything. Probably doesn’t even check their notifications anymore. Thinks Tumblr was a Mistake.

The Dinosaur: 55+. Nearly extinct. Only seen on rare occasions. Good at procuring content significant for them. Doesn’t even know what The Discourse™ is.