angerey-elf:

malus-syl-vestris:

Terrible idea:

Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.

Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. It’s basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it:

“Perception check”

“Bees?”

“BEES???”

That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud

sanctferum:

chongoblog:

kouha:

kouha:

Prestidigitation was created so that you can piss someone else’s pants

And its a cantrip so you can just. Keep doing it

I pointed this out to my DM and he just fucking left the voice call without a word

lantilles:

Bard

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

aloneindarknes7:

gonikonata:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

ultravioletcrumble:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

The party, pointing to an NPC that the DM never intended to be a recurring character: That’s My Child Now

@caffeinatedwriters Now you gotta write them a quest where they get the chance to bring him back!!

The first dungeon-boss that my group was meant to just quickly kill at the end of their very first session, they saved from death. Repeatedly. She’s now a reoccurring character who despite the fact that she is defs evil and showing no signs of redemption (yet) they keep. Saving?? So I guess I’d better write a redemption arc?

I love your players so much. I’m imagining Local Villain turning good mainly out of confusion because why they save me tho????

We’ve adopted our first small villain to the party as a DMPC.
During the interrogation he suddenly bursts into tears, says the villaining was his last desperate try to unfuck his life and now we can do whatever we want with him, cause he’s done. He’s out of ideas and his life is still fucked up.
The whole party went all “aaaaww there there pat pat poor thing” and now he’s our token pretty boy and an in-game DM’s snarky voice.

We found a 20 ft cube of gelatinous acid in the underdark. He wanted to see sunlight. He was perfect. So he became part of our party. He’s slow so he always follows behind us and every now and again he has a few new skeletons inside of him of the fools that tried to sneak up behind us. He’s my favorite.

I love this. I support you and your sun-loving acid dog

mollymauk-the-tiefling:

Tag this post with one random fact about your DnD character that bears no importance whatsoever.

kuipernebula:

I love how the 5e corebook is very clear about how dragonborn do not have tails and literally every player and DM since has unilaterally said “That’s fucking dumb give them a tail :/”