Tag: Dnd

nightmare-pegasi:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

calibrate:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

Please explain

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

elventiefling:

butyouarenotthesun:

elventiefling:

butyouarenotthesun:

elventiefling:

sometimes a descriptor is just that, guys: a descriptor

oh, goat?

PLEASE give me context for that

so, our party was traveling in a mountainous area and the DM mentioned there was a goat a little ways away, just a little scenery building. the party immediately spent the next (real-life) 20 minutes insight checking the goat, detecting magic on the goat, questioning the goat, ect. eventually the sorcerer ended up killing and eating the goat. DM was very exasperated.

oh my GOD

cupcakecreeper:

homebeccer:

the Big Bad of our campaign is an evil snake lady so our rogue was brainstorming ideas to kill her and came up with:

  • Cutting off her arms so she would revert to a harmless garden snake
  • Having our Druid morph into a mongoose and fight her, like nature intended
  • Dropping food in her path so that her tail grows too long and she runs into it and gets a game over

All my plans are good???

maphel-n-doodles:

I did character tokens as a warmup before I started on my commissions.

These two gals are Dread and Nara. Dread belongs to one of my players, Ash. Nara is a NPC that everyone has someone become very invested in?

Man writing a campaign is sure fun when folks start doing weird shit you didn’t anticipate.