otahkoapisiakii:

starfleetrambo:

starfleetrambo:

My dog has a habit where, right before a walk, she just takes a mouthful of kibble and keeps it in her mouth. Then, during the walk, she would decide on a good spot and just spit the kibble out and then eat it.

She’s looking for a good picnic spot

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

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egggheads:

tastefullyoffensive:

This company understands dogs. (via jpellizzi)

this is Barkshop’s Consuela Cactus!

Barkshop does a lot of toys that have “destroyer’s prizes” inside, normally a sturdy squeaker ball.

They have packages of toys designed based on play-style (I’m getting the ‘thrasher’ pack for Aiden’s birthday).

They also have a “destroyer’s club” where you can earn points by showing them the carnage your dogs inflict on their barkshop toys and earn a free toy. 

It’s a really great company and if I could get free shipping i’d be spending my heart away on their stuff. 

My dog would adore this!

The cactus will forgive you, doggo

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roachpatrol:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms

Why are this person’s slippers fighting

Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows

little sausages

fave part of this video is full size fountain/waterfall this guy has installed in the livingroom

date-a-jew-suggestions:

dogblessyou:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

sweetbr1ar:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

sweetbr1ar:

captainlordauditor:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM

aww he should hang out with my dog

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE TELL UR DOG THEYRE A GOOD BOY

I’ll totally tell him! he is totally the best, here are two more photos from that joyous occasion. happy new year to you and gary!!

Broke: animals wearing Halloween costumes

Woke: animals wearing traditional Jewish clothing

I heard you like nice Jewish dogs?

This post is the best thing that’s ever happened to me