Also I know halflings can’t in canon have babies w/ like any race that won’t just produce a halfling (Dragons/dryads/celestials/fiends can, but that’s just making aasimar/tieflings/sorcerers)
But consider: Halflings are like the CORGIS of fantasy races, so if another race has a kid with a halfling, they just look like a half sized version of the other parent
GIVE ME VISUALS YOU COWARDS.
G*d you’re so right
I’m so running with this. Imagine… Tabaxi Halflings trying to pass themselves off as a large cat.
“What do you mean ‘too big’? I’m a Maine Coon, clearly”
lmao my current character is half halfing and half orc. She’s two and a half feet of rage and is always ready to throw down. Her last name is Kneecrusher, bc that’s all she can reach.
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
So if Lance has been the one recording the paladin vlogs, does that mean he filmed Keith’s as well?????
That means that Keith spilled his emotions to Lance during this whole scene
I understand that this could be a stretch, BUT GUESS WHAT???
They tagged KEITH’S VLOG AS KLANCE, TWICE!!! Why would it be tagged as Klance in the first place?? Yes Lance was in the video when it showed those episode call backs, but so was the rest of the characters. Hunk, Pidge, Allura, and Shiro were all in the video too but their names were not in the tags at all. They could have just added Lance’s name as a tag, but NOPE! They tagged it as Klance, Keith and Lance’s SHIP NAME!
and if that weren’t enough, there’s a song that plays at the end of Keith’s vlog. Its a very short part of a song that plays. What song you may ask? A FUCKING LOVE SONG!
Why is there a love song at the end of Keith’s vlog?? They could have picked any song, but they made it a love song, AND the video was tagged as Klance!!! I didn’t believe it when I seen this post so I looked it up and YUP it’s the same song alright. (Here’s the link to Keith’s vlog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YekC99bDMtU and the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmo36gnUCWE so you can hear for yourself)
So what I am trying to say is, Klance is canon king. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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