Kuroo: so what will it be? naughty or nice?
Kenma: … what?
Kuroo: naughty or nice?
Kenma: what are you talking about
Kuroo: i’m santa
Kenma: no you aren’t
Kenma: also, it’s barely even december
Kuroo: …
Kuroo: i’ll just mark you down as naughty

Kuroo: I think something is wrong with my auto aim
Kenma: You’re not even playing a ga-
Kuroo: Because I can’t take my eyes off of you
Kenma: There are a lot more things wrong with you than your auto aim.