I READ THAT AS BRIAN AND WAS WONDERING WHY HIS GUY WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS THIS DOUCHEBAG

northernwinedregs:

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.