Tag: IF THIS AINT ME

distractful:

me: *gets ignored once*
me: 🤔 you know what i could do to stop this from happening? Isolate Myself And Never Speak To Anyone Again

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

me: i wish someone liked me
someone: [likes me]
me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

tiababyboo:

Me : don’t want to be weird and needy
Solution : stop speaking to them unless spoken to

amy-ackers-nose:

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: 🎃👦BOYS AND GIRLS👧🎃OF EVERY AGE🎃🕸WOULDN’T YOU LIKE🎃⚰TO SEE 👀🎃SOMETHING STRANGE🎃🎱COME WITH US🎃🔫AND YOU WILL SEE🎃🔪THIS OUR TOWN OF🎃🔮HALLOWEEN🎃☠

psychic: what the fuck it’s august

rory:

when you’re a deprived gay and you hear something gay just happened in a show you don’t watch