kid: mum why is my sister called rose?
me: your father loves roses
kid: what about me?
me: i’m busy now, voltron legendary defender
Tag: I’m dying
Pokémon! It’s you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT’S OUR DESTINYYY
Kuroo: are you from Tennessee?
Kenma: oh my God please
Kuroo: because you’re the only TEN I SEE
Kenma: WE’RE FUCKING JAPANESE