kid: mum why is my sister called rose?

me: your father loves roses

kid: what about me?

me: i’m busy now, voltron legendary defender

Pokémon! It’s you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT’S OUR DESTINYYY

Kuroo: are you from Tennessee?
Kenma: oh my God please
Kuroo: because you’re the only TEN I SEE
Kenma: WE’RE FUCKING JAPANESE

ashauwa:

i slipped my hand

omg this XD