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concheror:

jokerdavis:

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

jellyofthearts:

the most Fun john mulaney fact i’ve learned today is that he had the opportunity to audition for kevin from home alone but his parents said no.

please take a moment to imagine 7 year old john mulaney as kevin mccallister

*dumps a bunch of toy cars at the bottom of the stairs* S C A T T E R

adhighdefinition:

my adhd ass: don’t worry, i’ll remember it

my adhd ass:

flirting-with-psychology:

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

catchinlemons:

regardstosoulandromance:

If John Mulaney was a vine he’d be “road work ahead? UH YEAH. I sure hope it does!”

Not sure what to do with this information but it is absolutely correct