Keith being a creepy talker in his sleep and scaring the shit out of Lance is the greatest thing ever do you have any more examples of things he might say??

florideae:

keith never remembers anything he says at all and lance thinks it’s so unfair that he’s the only one scarred from all this

  • keith: “…little girl” lance, softly: “what little girl?” keith: “floating” lance, softly: “what the fuck”
  • lance, kissing keith’s forehead: “sweet dreams babe” keith, already asleep: “can’t…he controls them…” lance: “haha that’s funny” *sleeps with a light on*
  • keith, mumbling: “this…is.a pretty good one” lance, amused: “what’s pretty good?” keith: “this body” lance: *screams internally*
  • keith: “lance….” lance: “he said my name in his sleep….gay” keith: “lance…look up” lance: “…..” *slowly looks up* keith: *touches lance’s arm* lance: *screams externally*
  • lance, looking at keith’s sleeping face: “please let this be a good night” keith: “…he’s here” lance: “guess i’ll just die then” keith: “soon” lance: “padre nuestro, que estás en el cielo-”  
  • keith: *whispers something* lance: *leans closer to him* keith, hushed: “do you hear them screaming?” lance, crying into his pillow: “yeah, it’s me, asshole”
  • keith: *stretching from a good night’s rest* “good morning…lance, are you okay??” lance, sitting in a corner clutching a flashlight: “you said she was behind me” keith, concerned: “who?” lance, whimpering: “the woman with no face” 

bonus: 

  • keith: *wakes up to lance staring at him with wide unblinking eyes* keith: “what the fuck-” lance, jerking awake: “it wasn’t me! …..why are you on the floor?”

mr-mustache-penis:

Lance? Where is my Marmora suit?

I put it away.

Where?

Why do you need to know?

I need it! The universe in danger!

Voltron is in danger!

You tell me where my suit is, Lance! We are talking about the greater good!

Greater good? We are partners! Voltron is the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

pilots:

man not to be .. like that but …………….. yall remember when keith stopped in the middle of battle to stare at lance like he was the love of his life then proceeded to get fucked up by both axca and ezor bc his dumbass literally forgot he was supposed to be fighting