i want an ep where keith confesses to the team he has a crush on a guy and lance goes on full conspiracy mode to find out who he is (trying to revisit in his head all the places they’ve been to, all the aliens they’ve met) and uses a series of excuses to mask the fact he’s lowkey jealous about it: “i’m just pissed he has more game than me right now!!” to “i’m just trying to make sure he’s right for him because you know…that’s what friends do” *sudden coughing*.
eventually, instead of sulking around he resolutes in asking him directly about that. “i mean, if you really really reallyyyy like this guy you should make sure he’s a good one and doesn’t break your heart at some point you know…because that’d be unfortunate……..” “nah don’t worry he won’t” “how are you so sure…….” “because otherwise he wouldn’t care about me having a broken heart.” keith rushes out of the room after saying that and lance makes a very pleasing 2+2