Lance: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together 😉
Keith: Why would you do that? That makes no sense. Why are you changing the alphabet for two letters??
Lance: No, Keith, god, I mean you and me.
Keith: …??? What?? Do you mean our initials? It’s L and K, and they’re already next to each other.
Lance: …I’m trying so hard here, Keith.