Kuroo: so what will it be? naughty or nice?
Kenma: … what?
Kuroo: naughty or nice?
Kenma: what are you talking about
Kuroo: i’m santa
Kenma: no you aren’t
Kenma: also, it’s barely even december
Kuroo: …
Kuroo: i’ll just mark you down as naughty

Kuroo: I think something is wrong with my auto aim
Kenma: You’re not even playing a ga-
Kuroo: Because I can’t take my eyes off of you
Kenma: There are a lot more things wrong with you than your auto aim.

Being Human

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Read the final chapter on AO3!

Chapters: [One] [Two] [Three] [Four] [Five]

Rating: M (Chapter 5 is E)

Pairings: KuroKen, IwaOi

Word Count: 41,782 (overall)

Summary: Alternate Universe – Magic, Alternate Universe – Demons

Kuroo Tetsurou is a witch’s apprentice living above The Black Cat, a magic supply store where he also works. When his master leaves him for an assignment in China, and his best friends Oikawa Tooru and Iwaizumi Hajime abandon him for a working vacation on the beach, Kuroo commits the taboo and summons a demon to help him in the shop and help drive back the loneliness that lingers in the shadows.

Only the demon he summons isn’t the type of demon he expects, and he finds himself stuck with it with no idea of how to return it to where it belongs.

((inspired by @lordizxy ‘s demon!Kenma))