I love how in the beginning of FMAB the Philosopher’s Stone is percieved as a such a hard-to-find mythical thing, and then near the end it’s like “oh I just remembered I have a Philosopher’s Stone in my pocket” “what’s that lying on the floor?” “oh it’s a Philosopher’s Stone” “so who’s that bearded man with golden hair again?” “oh he’s a Philosopher’s Stone”
Step 1 – Choose a hot guy (swimming ability not essential)
Step 2 – Stalk them
Step 3 – Continue to coerce them into joining said swim club until your behaviour borders on harassment
Step 4 – That’s it really. Go get ‘em.
Achievement Hunter: Aw come on guys, don’t talk about politics
Also Achievement Hunter: *Has “Trump is a CUNT” written on their white board with “Don’t erase until 2020” under it
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