I was playing pokemon go the other day with friends and I managed to hop into a kyogre raid last minute and it started to rain really, really heavily. we joke and say “kyogre’s drizzle made it rain!” and laugh about it and proceed to take it down pretty easily. so i’m trying to catch this bigass blue whale with a waterlogged phone screen, huddled under a tiny umbrella with the two friends that were watching me do this, and I manage to actually curveball and catch kyogre. the ball clicked with its little star animation and all at once – the rain just abruptly stopped
the heavy as hell, soaking us to the very bone drenching the socks in our shoes rain lasted the duration of the raid until the exact second that ball clicked
it was the most surreal moment of my life. i think i may have just completed pokemon sapphire irl.
lance, falling down on allura’s bed, tears running down his cheeks and somehow ruining his mascara despite the fact that he isn’t wearing any: i know there is a heaven because he is proof that there is a hell. he smiles at me, and i am a fool, so blinded by the light in his eyes, that i do not realize his teeth are fangs, come to kill me and drag me down into the homeland of his where no one but the devil and his tortured souls resides.
allura, not looking up from the book she’s reading: what did keith do now?
Concept: elves who fully fail to grasp the difference between their lifespan and that of humans. Coming back to a town like “wtf this shop was JUST HERE last decade years ago I don’t understand” “what do you mean Philipp isn’t here this is his house I just visited him 50 years ago” “I’m sorry this potion is HOW MUCH I should be able to get TWELVE for that price!”
Elves still using human slang from 100 years ago because this is how the young people speak these days, yes?
Elves with a smug sense of superiority because their clothing is appropriate trendy who just happened to revisit humans when the fashion had cycled back around.
Elves apologizing profusely because the item they gave a human hero was passed down through three generations and then broke, it lasted less than a century they have embarrassed themselves and their kinfolk with such a shoddy gift.
Elves who commisioned a human craftsman than return to the shop 50+ years later confused that the item has long since been sold to someone else, or hidden away
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