When he spends like 75% of his encounters with scary ninja like Zabuza and Orochimaru in Part I just thinking about the fact he could avoid these problems if he were dead
When he sits down for the Chunin exam’s written test and even though he’s a ninja prodigy boy doesn’t know how to solve a single fucking question
When half of Orochimaru’s hideout explodes and Kabuto’s inner monologue says that Sasuke can be a bit cranky when he wakes up like Sasuke destroys a building every time someone interrupts his naps in the middle of the day
When he tells Suigetsu to put on some clothes like he’s not wearing the most plunging v-neck known to man
When Kakashi politely asks him not to be crazy anymore and his response is just “yeah… sorry”
Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll
Please explain
Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived
I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times
The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same
when you’re an anime protagonist and your friends aren’t necessarily physically there but you can still hear their voices resonating in your heart and filling you with strength because THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP CONQUERS ALL!!!!!
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