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infinityonthot:

fangoddess817:

endreams-s:

writing-prompt-s:

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

becauselogicwarframe:

meficrow:

>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
>don’t know why the guards let him in
>figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over
>Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing
>Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent
>I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city.
>Dragon shows up
>Ohthankthegods
>Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon
>End of my worries
>He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul
>According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself.
>Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust
>Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible
>Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards
>He leaves without a word
>Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

FUCK

rvb-clusterfuck:

a-daks:

never forget that Sharkface’s real name is fucking Terrence

What about his full name tho

demonsaiborg:

Go on then, which one of you lot was this?

Also i had no idea that his voice actor was so handsome omg

vivalski:

Kirishima’s suit upgrade (?)

(Based on this)

rawmori:

cannedtins:

oh fuck oh god i ran over a danganronpa character

soaked-doors:

You are impossible, Keith Kogane

obligatory to all the boys ive loved before au because cMON this is their dynamic bye

(click for betterish quality oh my god tumblr what did u do)

whizzerlegsnotsmall:

Damn, the Voltron fandom really moved from Klance to Leakira faster than Allura moved from Lotor to Lance

thebootydiaries:

Say no more

blacksheepboybucky:

nerdgasrnz:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that