they’re dumbasses, brent

This is so cool put in your url or your friends and it gives an mbti personality type based on your blog.

we all know that the writing in warriors has a lot of continuity errors but this is on the same page

during michael’s heist

michael: there’s only one thing worse than death–

michael: [tears away paper so the whiteboard says “gavin’s death”] boom.

ryan: [gasps] GAVIN.

michael: no.

maphel-n-doodles:

densoro:

trelesire:

martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

Yo. This woman is published.

She wrote “dick aneurysm”. That happened.

Follow your dreams.

Lucipires (demon vampires)
sneople (snake people)

@d3m0ndarks OH MY GOD IT CAME BACK

wlwvoltron:

wlwvoltron:

well this is…foreboding

lance: i don’t trust you, no matter what you say

lotor:

then perish.

backstroke-for-gays:

shattering-colors:

@backstroke-for-gays but what if they were neighbors?

nico I swear to god

kingkyabetsu:

the contribution this fandom sorely needed

rottedroots:

rio: cain reprobus?? CAIN REPROBUS?!! oh my fucking god he’s fucking dead

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

this is from the wikipedia page for hades and have no idea if it’s true or not but i really hope it is because there are few things funnier to me than the idea of hades in the underworld banging on the ceiling with a broomstick because the mortals upstairs are slapping the earth at 3 am to get his attention

5 or so people have tagged this with ‘1-800-ARE YOU SLAPPING’ and i’d just like to say y’all are people after my own heart