me: *sits in santa’s lap*
santa: what would you like for christmas, little girl?
me: canon klance in season 3
santa, taking off his glasses as a single tear rolls down his cheek, revealing that he is jeremy shada in disguise: me too kid, me too
saeran: when you said you were “magical in bed” this isn’t exactly what i was exp-
yoosung: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card
saeran: *softly* holy shit
Lawless: I’m CRYING. You made me CRY.
Licht: Baby
Lawless: Now’s NOT the time for pet names!
Licht: No I’m calling you a baby
Licht: Like, I’m insulting you