You know how you can never tell your younger siblings anything bc they’ll snitch on you? And you deadass barter your own soul away to the little shits so they don’t tell your parents and make them give you that Disappointed Look? Yeah. That.
demon: *sits there drawing up a long contract for a lawyer’s human soul, working out the loopholes because lawyers are sneaky* angel: i think that dude is on lsd lmao i’m gonna go talk to him in my true form demon: don’t you have burning wings and a thousand eyes or something angel: haha ye deom: *long sigh*