lauren montgomery: say it
me, tied to a chair: never
lauren montgomery: *slaps me* say that laith is a better ship name for keith/lance than klance
me: *spits blood in her face* fuck you
Tag: M e
yall: look at this funny clip of an overwatch match i had
me, someone who hasnt played overwatch and hasnt a clue what the fucks going on: haha yeah they sure are running everywhere huh
New friend: Hey do you read?
Me: Well yes I do
New friend: Cool! Could you, perhaps, suggest me some good books then?
Me: *sweating profusely*
Me: Umm… I… don’t kinda remember right now…
Contributing my part
family member: “you’re still not dating?? why don’t you download an app and meet someone??”
me:
trying to get all chats for mm
poor mc
Yoosung: Let’s do something REALLY scary!
707: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.
Me: *walking into a bookstore* Okay, I’m just looking, not buying.
My internal monologue: That was a lie.
kenma is cute and all but we all know this is who he really is
zen is that dude who would tell mc not to swear because it doesnt “fit a lady” or some shit idk
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