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Professor: Does everyone know what alchemy is?
Me: Alchemy – the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing.
Professor: Right, exactly.
Me: If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accor-
Professor: Okay, thank you.
Me: There is a taboo among alchemists! Human transmutation is strictly forbidden, for what-
Professor: We got it!
Me: FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL?
He’s so married with his cat, I stg
a friend *stabs me in the kidney and empties my bank account*
me: I can’t believe you would do this! I thought you cared about me!
me a few days later: I apologize for shouting at you and I think I definitely need to recognize the part I played in this situation cos it’s not all on you. Anyways I think we can work past this.
me, with 499 unwritten fic ideas: hey how about a coffee shop au
me, with 500 unwritten fic ideas: hey about a youtuber au
me, with 501 unwritten fic ideas: hey how about a fantasy au
me, with 502 unwritten fic ideas: hey how about another coffee shop au
me, with 503 unwritten fic ideas: hey how about a
me: people should respect other people’s ships!
also me: *sees notp* what the fuck is this trash doing here
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natewantstobattle-trash-center:
Staying Social! ☀️
I feel attacked but same??
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