Tag: Me af

shineonloki:

using tags as a source of self-expression AND organizational system is so weird because they look like this:

“OH MY GOD PLEASE STEP ON ME asjsiskosisna!!! 👀💦” followed by a calm, “loki”

the-official-yeehaw:

simonvsawkwardsituations:

nonjudgementalme:

traumasakura:

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

Me like shit

Other people are lke this toooooo???????

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE??

milanesasaregreat:

*watches recipe in cookbook*

Okay so I need 3 eggs

*walks over the fridge*

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*opens fridge*

Wait was it 2 eggs

hoe-damneron:

i’ve never actually talked to 95% of my mutuals but that doesn’t stop me from automatically thinking “friend!!” whenever their icons pop up in my feed

h-piichi:

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I’m keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

helila:

sunegami:

theladygodieva:

transcoranic:

evidence that I actually live in a video game

• I always wear the same clothing
• idle animation
• awkward dialog
• sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again
• yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor

• I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once. 

• sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again

• if you talk to me long enough, i will run out of dialogue lines and start repeating old ones